# The shop that forgot it was a shop
**Runtime:** ~20 minutes
**Tenet:** Clarity + Story
**Format:** Solo narrative
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## Cold Open
"I walked into a Korean eyewear shop last month. For twenty minutes, I couldn't find a single pair of glasses. What I found instead was a herd of mechanical sheep, a dystopian alien landscape, and a giant robot probe scanning me from the ceiling.
The glasses were almost an afterthought.
And that, it turns out, is exactly the point."
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## Segments
### 1. Setup (4 min)
The "Retail Apocalypse" narrative. Empty high streets. Amazon eating everything. The assumption that physical retail is dying.
Twist: What if the diagnosis is wrong?
### 2. The Wrong Game (5 min)
- Physical retail trying to be "frictionless" like e-commerce
- The Endless Aisle trap
- Rent as cost vs. rent as customer acquisition
- The sensory blindspot (2 senses vs. 5)
### 3. The Analog Advantage (6 min)
Four winning strategies:
1. **Positive Friction** — Vinyl shops, the ritual of the crate dig
2. **Aggressive Curation** — Independent bookstores, "Staff Picks" as the product
3. **Third Place Economics** — Board game cafes charging table fees, not just selling games
4. **Sensory Sovereignty** — Aesop's basin ritual, Lush's naked products
### 4. The Participation Pattern (3 min)
Connect to Fix The Budget and citizen panels. The organisations winning in 2026 bring their audience into the room.
"If your customers help shape what comes next, they'll fight for you."
### 5. What You Can Steal (2 min)
- Audit your senses
- Add friction deliberately
- Curate ruthlessly
- Build belonging first, sell products second
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## Quotable Moments
- "You can't out-Amazon Amazon on price, speed, or selection. But you can win on fidelity, friction, and belonging."
- "A product behind glass competes with its digital self. A product in your hand has no competition."
- "The Retail Apocalypse wasn't an apocalypse. It was a correction. The generalist transaction hubs died. The specialist experience providers are entering a golden age."
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## Production Notes
- Cold open has visual potential — describe the Gentle Monster store vividly
- Consider sound design for the "sensory sovereignty" section — momentary silence, then layered sounds
- End with practical takeaways, not abstract theory
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**Status:** Draft
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